when i was a child i thought the bermuda triangle was like, an Actual Literal Triangle that inhabited part of the atlantic ocean
it wasn't alien in nature or anything, it was just a very big black triangle that could fly by spinning really fast and shot lasers at planes and ships to sink them for encroaching on its habitat, which was incidentally also triangle-shaped. of course it is but one (large, malevolent) triangle so it couldn't feasibly sink EVERY ship or shoot down EVERY plane but it wanted to send a message still
and if you ask me i think that is way cooler than what it actually is (a highly traveled shipping corridor with lots of storms and no paranormal shit or spinning triangles to speak of)

