They Might be Giants Voice: 🎵 It's hotter than it's ever been and now it's even hotter. And now it's even hotter. And now it's even hotter. It's hotter than it's ever been and now it's even hotter. And now it's hotter still. 🎵
- he/him
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Banner by one of Colin Jackson, Rick Lodge, Steve Noake, or David Severn from Bubsy in: Fractured Furry Tales for the Atari Jaguar.
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in reply to @Campster's post:
I posted something in a subreddit about the record-breaking "unprecedented" Heat Wave in New Orleans and people are like, "It's just New Orleans, it's always hot lol." You know, with a heat index getting to 120-125 F in the last week. Yesterday we had a "cool off" that got it down to just 108 F. Our usual peak summer high is around 101 F.
I wonder how many years until our only option is spraying reflective dust in the atmosphere.
Elon's network of useless satellites and space debris ironically becomes the only good thing he has ever done as a shell forms around the Earth, leaving us planetbound but comfortable as only a fraction of sunlight gets through.
"The Mars thing was always a publicity stunt, of course. This was the only way I could save everyone. You're welcome."