Last night I had a nightmare that I decided to produce a one-man show about the beef futures market, but I realized too late that nobody gave a shit and I had maybe 5-8 people in the audience. A significant part of the show was about a conservative talk radio host named Gir én Gor, who made her name by terrorizing beef economists and died in 2001 from mysterious causes.
The producers told me "you realize, nobody knows what you're talking about."
