EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MY WEDDING VIDEO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE VOWS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MY WIFE. I DO EVERY VOW AND I DO EVERY VOW HARD. MAKIN ORGAN NOISES WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SPARKLING WINE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE PROCESSIONAL