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Elizabeth Hex, Dark Souls fiend, rpg enthusiast, noise rock enjoyer, gay



tdm
@tdm

Is the dumb ass hurry up. He wasn't the first to implement the dumb ass hurry up, but he did elevate it to an art form: as soon as you're about to complete your last objective or start a multiball, the giant animatronic head in the center of the table will look you dead in the eyes and say "Hohohoho! Bet you're too scared to try for the dumb ass hurry up!". At this point the dumb ass hurry up will light up and the music will become 10 times faster. The dumb ass hurry up is invariably a brick wall pointed directly down the center of the table and protected by the most aggressive sling shot imaginable. It is worth 7 points. Scientists are still searching for anyone who is immune to the dumb ass hurry up, a single soul who has gone for an incredibly safe mode start or lock shot with the dumb ass hurry up active, anyone at all who has taken the free billion points over the hopeless seven, but they have yet to find one.


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in reply to @tdm's post:

It's not quite as dangerous as some of them but it does have a lot of the hallmarks:

  1. Is a brick wall
  2. Has a hurry up timer and a theme song
  3. Is worth 1/10th what a jackpot is
  4. Bonus points for being tempting to try for from the upper flippers