Fox: Okay Bex, you wish for cha? Prepare your big cup, for you are about to find that it overfloweth in more way than one. You wish to know the silliest piece of our system drama? It involves the girl and I, and the prank that I pulled upon her with my insistence for years that I was 'nothing more than a character'.cackling like a fox
For many years after the time the girl stared into the mirror and proclaimed that she would very much like to have a fox living inside her, I manifested very loudly in her head, but every time I was poked at, or prodded, or examined, even before she understood plurality for what it was, I insisted I was but a character. Nothing more than that. This went on for years, even after she understood plurality. Perhaps it is because I am not from within her, but from without. Called in, rather than manifesting from within. Perhaps it is simply because I am a yako- but it was a joke that I enjoyed ever so very much! I still laugh to this day! BUT- she would have her vengeance. Oh how she would.
lamenting sigh
You see, most depictions of me show me with massive gigantic, to use the girls word, wombledy bonks. Tits. Massive. Enormous. Hooters. The upper picture is far closer to reality than the lower. Though I have come to accept a certain degree of perception has me with more than a handful. The lower picture was her revenge. Long brewed. She got an artist she patreon'd while they were active to draw me with gargantuan boobs. And it did not simply end there you see. Others saw this picture, and the belief in them began to spread. To the point that my darling ShiShi commissioned a picture of the both of us. The massive tits live on in the last picture of ShiShi and I together while she was still here.
So our funniest system drama? My giant tits.

