I trot into the room of the partner I live with: Okay, server power button has been pushed. But not my power button, do you know where mine is?
Partner stares at me incredulously.: Uhhhhhh your butt?
Me, leaning in: Nope!
Her pointing to my ear
Me, leaning in further: Nope!
Partner touches my nose
Me, jubilant: Yes! Now watch this!
Me, touching nose to nose with her: Now we've turned each other on!
Her:.... Gods we love you.
Me, with all the glib joy of the fae: I know~! :D
