Coming to you live from the site of Cohost, Seabed News Seventy Anchor: Minerva Knox Trudeau.
Thanks Harv, I have a report of bullying on Cohost and as you can see behind me it's happening!
Pan to two furries: One is a nerdgirl in Trans Pride Sweater with big glasses, the other is butch and decked out in Goth Punk Kitsch.
Goth - That's a nice chost you've got there, what, did Eggbug pick it out for you?
TPS - Yeah, they did, what are you gonna do? Make out with me about it?
Goth - blushing stammer Y...y...yes.
Camera slowly pans away and up as the one in glasses tackles the goth to the sound of rampant furious uninhibited making out.
Pan back to Minerva Knox-Trudeau As you can see, everything is a-okay and as it should be on Cohost.
