how do we feel about a pistol that holds 125 bullets, reaches three miles, tranquilizes, hits things in a 45-degree spread, always shoots first, allows two commands per turn, has a high crit chance and auto-retaliates
(I named it the Deagle)
context: I recently got into RetroAchievements and Parasite Eve is one of my most fondly-remembered RPGs but I've never cleared the Chrysler Building. now I have a great reason to!
and the perfect armor baybeeee