So I was playing Fire Emblem Three Hopes and like, I have a VISCERAL NEED TO EVISCERATE CORNELIA. Like.... Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Cornelia ✋And then you have Dmitri over there all, "Woe is me I must take on ALLLL the burdens myself :'[ " and I'm just like, bitch, LET ME INNNNN. I will shove my love and affection down your throat and make you choke on it sir.
also, gotta love villains that think they're hot shit when they're monologuing. HUBRIS, YA EVER HEARD OF IT???
Cornelia: "Such frail bodies, how do you stand it?"
Me: "... How do you stand your face?"
anyway 😭