Much as my job is a miserable slog sometimes, it's really helped my neurodivergent ass to undergo this life insurance call center trial by fire when it comes to telling people to shut the fuck up so I can talk rather than waiting for a break in their stream that never comes.
Relatedly, don't yell conspiracy theories about my job at me when I am trying to help you get tens of thousands of dollars that you're owed. I do not want to deal with you for any longer than I have to already because every minute wasted on the phone is a minute spent not actually doing the part of my job that gets you your money. You prolonging the experience will not make me want to give you literally any convenience that theoretically could be afforded to you.
