Me: finds $5 bill on the ground
Me: Should I keep this, or try and find who dropped it?
Emancipationist: 💥poof💥 Instead of enriching only one person, you should use that money to build a workers' utopia for everyone.
Liberationist: 💥poof💥 Whoever gets the money, there's still no ethical consumption under capitalism so you're going to have to kill God.
Me: guys
Me: its five bucks
Me: i dont think either of those goals fit in this budget
Emancipationist: Well then you should give it to whoever needs it most, regardless of who had it to begin with.
Liberationist: Look, what I'm saying is the fact this is even a quandary for you, is because there's a choice where both options cause someone to suffer.
Liberationist: And someone is responsible for that.
Prehistoricist: 💥poof💥 (Holding up a bone from a leftover chicken wing)
Prehistoricist: Good news everyone
Emancipationist: pinching nose ughhhhhhhhhh
Prehistoricist: With this bone I can invent a dinosaur that will track down the owner of the bill!
Me: Where the hell did you even find that?
Prehistoricist: Been saving it.
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in reply to @garak's post:
oh man fallen london must go in some wild directions. i only recently obtained Some Importance and i already feel like there's too much for me to ever do
I started wheezing at “invent a dinosaur” because OF COURSE
God, that choice of verbiage is just so good
At first I read it as the Prehistoricist holding up a chicken wing which was currently eating, and so in my head he was talking with his mouth full, and it was glorious and I thought you should know.