in the name of good science, have we been cataloguing the Effects of the Beam? Andi's a mouse, my tail's a rat snake, how're we doing on conversion rate
Penny Kaiser
as long as the end result is some kind of rat/mouse it's fine. rodent beam. I'm not picky, I just think more people should be rodents and will use whatever tools are at my disposal to ensure that is the case.
so how are we determining this, order myomorpha? That also has like, hamsters and jerboas and... (rereads line) no what mole rats can't be in that what
Penny Kaiser
correct, those do qualify. though ideally rats and mice. if someone truly wants to be a naked mole rat instead though I won't stop them. respect to those weird eusocial mammals.
so does that mean that the threshold for "ah shit gotta recalibrate the beam" is when it starts turning people into squirrels or beavers then
(writes this all down in a little notebook labeled "DEFINITELY NOT STEALING TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE A DRAGON BEAM" on the front)
Penny Kaiser
my fuckign BEA M
