It started in July.
Every few days, almost always at just about 12 minutes past 6 in the morning, somebody creates a new account on FurAffinity. That’s probably normal. Except, in this case, the account doesn’t post anything. It doesn’t follow anyone. It doesn’t have any followers. It doesn’t favorite any art. It just sits there, silent. The name is written in all caps. There is, almost always, no avatar. There are never any details.
That’s also probably normal, right? Lots of FA accounts must be empty.
But, that same day, whoever created that account also creates one on SoFurry. And on DeviantArt. And on e621. And, almost but not always, on Reddit, Inkbunny, and Twitter. Sometimes they create an account on Telegram and Mastodon. I first noticed this back in September, when I saw a user named “JARDSKJALFTI.” Then I kept looking. Here is what I’ve found.
- October 10th: ARTLHIINGGOR (SF, Reddit, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt)
- October 4th: NAUGHTYWEREBEAR (SF, Reddit, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt, Mastodon)
- September 30th: BAASTHEROX (SF, Reddit, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt)
- September 30th: RHOARINGOARH (SF, Reddit, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt)
- September 15th: TUKTURJUIT (SF, Reddit, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt, Mastodon)
- September 7th: NANUQSIUQTUQ (SF, Reddit, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt, Telegram)
- September 4th: BJORNEGUDEN (SF, Inkbunny, e621, DeviantArt)
- August 31st: JARDSKJALFTI (SF, Inkbunny, e621, DeviantArt, Mastodon, Telegram)
- August 26th: HRAEDILEGUR (SF, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt, Mastodon, Telegram)
- August 12th: THOLINMAEDI (SF, Reddit, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt, Mastodon, Telegram)
- August 7th: ASTAEDUR (SF, Reddit, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt)
- August 3rd: BRAUDBJORN (SF, Reddit, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt)
- July 23rd: HVITTLJON (SF, Reddit, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt, Mastodon)
- July 16th: TOFRADYR (FN, SF, Inkbunny, Twitter, e621, DeviantArt, Mastodon)
Help. I feel like I am staring into madness.
They register at the same time of day. Every single one of those FA registrations was made between 1 and 12 minutes after the hour, and every single e621 registration was made between 1 and 23 minutes after the hour.
There is never any identifying information. They register on multiple platforms—the most recent three names have also registered on “Naughty Machinima,” apparently—but never link to one another.
The names frequently reference bears, and the controlling entity appears to like bears. The names are frequently Icelandic, Alaskan/Northern Canadian First Nations, or Germanic in origin, and when they can be rendered with diacritics, they are rendered in diacritics.
The “Hvittljon” name uses the flag of a Swiss town as an avatar. The “Astædur” and “Braudbjorn” names, however, use what may (?) be machine-generated icons, which as far as I can tell have not ever appeared anywhere on the Internet.
The controlling entity—hereafter CE; my conspiracy-corkboard folder is called “WHO THE FUCK” and the Excel spreadsheet I started is called “the caps name creature”—lists a location on DeviantArt four times. Three times (for Braudbjorn, Astædur, and Tholinmaedi) it is given as “United States.” Once, for Hvittljon, it is given as Chile. The only activity the accounts have ever generated, with one exception, is on Reddit. In two cases. Hvittljon, who has a polar bear in their bio, posted several times on r/elderscrollsonline, saying things like:
Is all in your mind, wise people say something like "everything that manage to makes you angry, is your master". So you need to take that power away from others, or be condemn to never find joy and peace in what you do :].
and
Elves are at the center of EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM IN MOST FANTASY WORLDS!, Elves create this stupid laws and prejudices against minorities like Necromancers to distract us from the real problem, THEM.
To make the world a better place ALL ELVES MUST DIE!, none shall be spare :].
Astaedur posted once, to r/bears, saying:
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That’s it, except—like I said—with one exception. On September 30th, someone posted on BAASTHEROX’s FurAffinity shoutbox, asking: “Why are you creating all these profiles? What’s going on?” Ten hours later, BAASTHEROX posted a reply, saying:
What the Dragon does in the privacy of his Lair is his business, and his alone.
When I asked my friends about this back in early September, the consensus was that this was some kind of botnet. The accounts are, presumably, computer-generated because they always register at about the same time, and they register multiple accounts in the exact same way at the exact same time, every time.
It feels like some kind of experiment to me, but one that I cannot understand. They don’t follow anyone. They don’t post comments on anyone’s artwork. With the exception of one FA shout and a few Reddit comments, they generate zero interaction. The Reddit posts seem to have been human-generated, and seem to be mostly on topic. They also seem, from the square-bracket emoji, to be either written by the same person or generated using the same algorithm.
I find this weird. It feels like some kind of Cicada 3301 sort of thing. Or like a numbers station, but exclusively furry. Did the CE write those Reddit posts themselves? I was going to say “there has to be someone actively monitoring these accounts, because they replied to someone on FA” but… did they? Was that an algorithm, too?
It is like I am staring into the underlayer of an Internet I did not realize existed. I’m torn between wanting this mystery solved, and knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that it would be more interesting as a mystery.
…Right? This has to be just some side project nobody expected anyone to notice. And what does it really matter?
For most of September, I kept an eye on new accounts on e621 (where they always register) and SoFurry, and just kept track of it. Honestly, back in early September, I was going to write up a Cohost post, and then I decided it was boring and weird.
The accounts started appearing in July. They’re still being created. That’s it. I decided this was something that I would leave well enough alone, because, like I said, nobody else seems to care and, as activity began to taper off in late September, I figured it was over. I wrote part of the Cohost post, which is what you’ve just read. You might notice that the post keeps going.
That’s because, today, I came across BJARNDYRAKONGUR. And I genuinely almost started crying, because it was like the rabbithole suddenly yawned so wide I no longer had any sense of how far it went.
(And I haven’t been sleeping, but. Y’know. Mostly it’s the bears)
BJARNDYRAKONGUR has an account on SoFurry, FurAffinity, Inkbunny, Twitter, Mastodon, Telegram, e621, and DeviantArt. However, they don’t come from July. They come from August, 2022. That’s right, it didn’t start over the summer. It started last summer, and then the CE went dormant for a year.
They were even more active on Reddit than Hvittljon, at about the same time, posting mostly to r/elderscrollsonline, again generating posts that seem to be coherent, and which use the same :] emoticon. Again with the same hatred of elves. Again with the bears.
But there’s more, because Bjarndyrakongur did something no other account has. They uploaded some artwork. It is the exact same head-on flat-shaded SVG-looking imagery any other of their accounts has ever used, again of a bear. But, for once, it was uploaded well after the account was created, on November 1st. And it was uploaded with this comment:
I have to upload something today at this exact time, so a simple Profile ID should do perfectly :].
I have to upload something today at this exact time. Why? Why today? Why this exact time? Why this image, specifically? Is this like the numbers in Lost? A smiling image of a bear with slightly unsettling eyes has to be uploaded at a particular time, or…
The date was also weird. So I started looking. It looks like this account was the last of a series. Before that, between August and June, the accounts TROTZIGER, TUURNGATSUAK, SIVUNMUURUK, ATKUNAKTUK, BRAVEHORNS, MASHKUAPEU, FORBEARINGNESS, ZORNIGKEIT, WINZIGKEIT, TROTZIGKEIT, ARTIGKEIT, KNUDDELIGKEIT, EISBARENUMARMUNG, and HERZHAFTIGKEIT were also created.
- All of them are on SoFurry, Reddit, and DeviantArt
- All of them, this time, are also on FurryNetwork, which is new
- Some of them, unlike before, link to other profiles (well, specifically, some of them link to Twitter, which in one case goes to a Twitter account that doesn’t exist)
- Many of them use the exact same bear icon, which is the one at the top of this post
- All but one, FORBEARINGNESS, are on e621 and FurAffinity also
- Most of them are on Twitter; no other accounts seem to be on Mastodon or Telegram
It was a pain to build the bullet list last time, but you can get to these accounts the same way as any other, which is to just post the name into DA/IB/Twitter/etc. They never seem to be spelled differently.
Also, for the first time, I found an account that was actually active on Twitter. @ATKUNAKTUK posted three times on July 26th, 2022. Specifically, they posted:
416941
495151
and
104988
So hey you know remember when I said this sounded like a goddamned numbers station? But that’s it. They never posted again. They never replied to anyone. The account has an avatar, but it’s just the first letter of their name (“A”) on a red background.
Eight of the DeviantArt accounts have a location listed. Seven of those list the location as “United States.” The earliest in that list, HERZHAFTIGKEIT, lists their location as “Chile.” It also lists their birthday as May 19th, and their pronouns as “They/Them.”
Last year, the CE was much more interested in creating accounts on FurryNetwork, something they did only once (that I can find) in 2023. Other than that, the behavior is the same. They register, and then they do: nothing.
Well, almost the same. Once or twice, they post a comment on e621. Sometimes, the Twitter accounts follow other accounts. Unlike the 2023 versions, they reuse icons between accounts (as opposed to just between names).
But it is the same basic pattern of behavior, which is months of empty profiles being generated for no decipherable reason. So what I know is the same as what you know, which is zilch, except that I am both fascinated and concerned by whatever is happening.
“Why don’t you message them, Sandy?”
Because I am worried that it is a sentient AI that will murder me. Or a hacker collective, or a scammer whose radar I don’t really want to be on. I am probably paranoid. Tell you what, you fall on that sword. Get eaten by the elf-racist polar bear.
Or, I mean. Do not. I don’t think I have to say this on Cohost because you seem to have your heads all on straight, but like... please do not go be weird at or to someone who probably is harmless and possibly does not want the attention. Or possibly does? I guess that part I am still undecided on, but put limits on your creepy stalker tendencies that I do not :P
My assumptions are:
- This project is 99% computer-mediated and drawing from some list of potential usernames, and the reason some accounts are missing is because the site threw an error and the Controlling Entity didn’t catch or correct it
- The CE is someone who knows a fair amount about computers but has a unique interest in mythology and roleplaying games
- The CE is especially into bears, since the names often reference bears and in only one case does the icon seem to be not of a bear. In almost all cases the icon is the same pattern, which is a face-on view of a bear head, rendered with what appear to be vector graphics with no shading
- The CE is someone whose first language is not English. They might be German, given that the 2022 names were almost all German, or they might be Chilean, given that it’s weird for that to be the only other country that shows up
- The CE actively monitors at least some of the accounts, so if they had to be registered with an E-mail address, those E-mail addresses are probably valid (and maybe also computer-generated)?
- There is some purpose to all of this…
…But I don’t know what it is. So I’m inflicting it on y’all instead. Because, as James Bridle put it about weird YouTube kids videos, something is wrong on the Internet.
But what? I am throwing this over the fence to you, Cohost, so that I can barricade myself in my apartment from whatever it is I’ve unearthed and peered upon the face of. I’m staying here until you can tell me:
What the actual fuck is going on?
(EDIT: A followup with the last word, a summary, and the community-provided answer)