Siio Sytry

@SiioSytri

nonbinary vampiric dragon

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Siio Sytry @SiioSytri11/14/2023, 9:31 AM

sleepiest queer in vol'dun 🦊💤@ShugoWah

gravis again @cathoderaydude11/14/2023, 4:00 AM

so a philosophy of mine is that four year olds are correct and saying words incorrectly is never not funny. saying "ayple" instead of "apple"? that's a banger. knee slapper. top tier. and while raffi didn't write "Apples & Bananas", imo he created the definitive recording and i'm generally pro-raffi. so when i say "getting raffipilled" i am referring to slowly becoming incapable of saying things correctly at all. i have become fully raffipilled wrt the 'nt suffix. i am always saying "catn't" if i can't find the cats, for instance.

and this is how, a little bit ago, i found myself chuckling at the idea of contracting "did not" to "didn't"

gravis again @cathoderaydude11/14/2023, 6:08 AM

[picking up pepperidge farms milano double dark chocolate cookie] ah, doughble dark chooklit

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@garudina11/14/2023, 4:02 AM

I have a habit of referring to a hundred and fifty of something as "a buck fifty" which is fine for like hit points or sheaves of wheat but becomes problematic when the thing there is a hundred and fifty of is dollars

gravis again @cathoderaydude11/14/2023, 4:05 AM

somewhere in the history of the webcomic Overcompensating is a strip where jeffrey does some kind of harm to someone in their absentia, and waves it off by saying "it's okay, i left him like six ounces of money" and i've wanted to make this a thing i do for over 15 years but it's a bad idea. it's a problem.

ahundred T. wolfsatyr @wolfsatyr11/14/2023, 4:19 AM

the smallest amount of USDs six ounces can be is ~$175. Similarly i use TWO POUNDS OF MONEY as unreasonable amount.

BobisOnlyBob @bobisonlybob11/14/2023, 10:22 AM

As a Britisher I might adopt this just to drastically increase confusion in my immediate vicinity

Annie D @ann-arcana11/14/2023, 4:05 AM

i thought being raffipilled was being unable to see a banana without going "ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ..."

Nire Bryce @NireBryce11/14/2023, 4:06 AM

slippery slope you're stepping onto, soon you'll join the rest of us

Sciman101 @Sciman10111/14/2023, 4:17 AM

Once I was playing tf2 with a friend and I was really tired and I said something to the effect of "Hey, hey, im an Engi-Neer", because I guess I thought I was making clever wordplay

Multi @Multi11/14/2023, 4:35 AM

shoutouts to this paper mario challenge run with the line "so essentially I tried to thread the needle between doable and don'table" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwQ81WkiD2o

Pendell @pendell11/14/2023, 4:51 AM

me and my little sister have this thing where we just remove letters from words. if i get a doctor pepper i say "ockr eppr" and its the funniest thing in the world. sometimes take it a step further by contorting your mispronunciation into another word. if she gets a sprite it's "spit".

also other languages are good. point at the cat and go "gato" or "gata" or even better "gatita" (small cat, or kitten) with flawless spanish enunciation.

goodbye has long since become goomba. because thats funny. walking out the door and just yell "GOOMBA!" as you close the door behind you.

Nire Bryce @NireBryce11/14/2023, 6:42 AM

im sooo eepy

Pendell @pendell11/14/2023, 7:46 AM

m alway eepy... eepular... eepomatic I be EEPING al ight ong...

Nire Bryce @NireBryce11/14/2023, 8:03 AM

prob'ly

Pokey @tercel-enby11/15/2023, 1:10 AM

english is a language that thrives on people changing it and fucking with it at all times. it is a moral imperative to non-standardize your english.

catastrophically yearning transfem-like lanky kong @lankyfromnowonbutprobablynot11/16/2023, 4:54 AM

I feel seen. This is very gud and okya with me.

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chirasul @chirasul11/14/2023, 9:01 AM

its very hard not to repeat all the mispronunciations my son makes. but i remember them all. latest favorites are: dananies (banana), crut (truck), stawbie (strawberry), triangle (carndle), and peanut butter (peepeeya)

ahundred T. wolfsatyr @wolfsatyr11/14/2023, 9:50 AM

Carndles got a laugh outta me

chirasul @chirasul11/14/2023, 6:08 PM

only just realized i switched that one around but you know what, im leaving it

eli @itsonlythee11/14/2023, 9:48 AM

eeples and baneenees

mattachine meow machine @spookybiscuits11/14/2023, 3:07 PM

one of my little cousins called it "poothtaste" for a year and it's like a family meme ever since

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