I have 0 evidence except that he was bouncing around the store talking to everyone, and every time he saw me he said “ayyyyy big man” like I was a Splatoon character. Then bro started talking about yodi land?? I am sorry I have no clue what that means. He then started droning on for like an hour about how he needed to become tik-tok famous but couldn’t dance. Gotta feel for the guy. Sorry guy. But he ended the day off by giving me love advice. Telling me how to get 8 girls in one night or something. I was awe struck by the energy of this guy. The next day he called in sick. You do you bro, you terrifying force of nature.
