nothing like "mimi, i'm playing salmon run!" to wake me up from my morning couch nap 🤦🏼
#ari is pretty good at single player splatoon for a 3yr old but they know they are not supposed to play multiplayer#maybe in a couple months we'll hook their account up to nintendo online but right now they're still too scared of getting splatted to play turf war at all effectively#so they DEFINITELY should not be playing SALMON RUN on someone else's account my partner and i are at such high rank and it's not fair to our teammates for them to be unexpectedly playing with a 3 yr old!#so i grabbed the controller and played but we had a disconnect so we still lost round 2... so only 5 pts down but that's still enough to rank down from 400 to 300 next time the load out switches so i'll need to play another game and win...