wailing at my friend like "why is siffrin so CUTE!!! OUGH" and he was like "CREATED IN A LAB TO BE PERFECT BLORBO"
and I'D BELIEVE IT TBH
there is Also a 40-year-old super competent and sharp-witted researcher lady who I would believe was created in a lab to be the perfect wlw catnip (to borrow my friend's phrasing again)
yeah same, tumblr ISAT person