it is 2 million. 2 million ants for each of us
the real question is what are you gonna do with your ants
gonna institute Ant Day, which is Tuesdays, which is when all my ants can come hang out in my apartment & carry away all the crumbs & dirt they find on the floor. also I will leave a donut on the floor
there is one of us for each 2 million ants. i don't know what the 2 million ants will do with me, but it'll probably be better than whatever i had planned. maybe they'll have me go buy them a whole box of donuts, and i can get one for myself too while i'm there
