Sir

helscome my wedsite. its not done.

WORLD WIDE WEB A Demon Driving a Car A Rat Teases the Concept of An Electronic Mail Drippy E-mail



jkap
@jkap

the thing about patreon is that, regardless of any concerns about their business practices re: changing fees, source of funding, etc etc, it is just miserable dogshit awful software to use. trying to fix payment methods and the site just Doesn't Load Pages more than half the time and when it does they're slow as hell. everything is locked behind js click events so i can't even open in a new tab, and changing anything drops you back to the home page where you have to go four pages deep again to do anything. hell on earth



jkap
@jkap

i am stuck with a persistent "Your payment to [x] didn't go through" because, six months ago, i got a new debit card and forgot to change it immediately in patreon. it still has not attempted to charge these again despite me changing the payment method months ago. i have no idea how to even attempt to fix this because everything i would have considered (such as: cancelling and restarting my subscription manually) Doesn't Fucking Do Anything


jkap
@jkap

managed to trick it into working for (almost) everyone by playing payment method musical chairs. this sort of shit should not be necessary.

i say "almost" everyone because try as i might it refuses to acknowledge ANYTHING i do for @cathoderaydude. sorry gravis, i am trying but the software is blocking me.


jkap
@jkap

i'm dropping hints that jae kaplan just edited their pledge to $5



bb8
@bb8

Losing my mind at these Phantom Menace TV ads that are narrated like Kingdom Hearts promos???


bb8
@bb8

This is legit more dialogue than Darth Maul actually has in the entire film, insane


bb8
@bb8

Recut this with Vagrant Story footage and it would still work. Hell it would work better.