I want everyone who follows this account to understand. I don't believe Starfield is the next generation of gaming. I don't think its the second coming of Jesus
I'M A SICKO
I crave that barely functional, Bethesda style slop. I want to get down and dirty in the mud. I enjoyed Cyberpunk at launch. I want a game that can barely hold up to the title of being playable. This is going to be the jankiest thing I've touched since Uncle Clive made an ATV out of a motor bike and some monster truck axels.
I'm Todd Howard the official executive producer of Fucking Video Games and I crave that nasty dirty slop
Pounding my desk at work and chanting “SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP”