Forbidden Door is tonight and the card feels... relatively unchanged due to injuries and illnesses. This is the final countdown and I hope they have all the wrestlers wrapped in bubble wrap for the next 6ish hours. Absolutely terrified they're gonna like... forget to put a Wet Floor sign down in the area they make Pac look so damp and the entire ladder match participant list is going to slip in a puddle of Bastard Wettener. The entire roster of visiting NJPW wrestlers are going to get some last minute touristing in and fall down a Mystery Spot like the softball episode of The Simpsons. The women's roster gets some sort of bug from sharing champagne glasses. The possibilities are endless.