Rick: Hey, Morty, let's g--urp Oh, Jesus, Morty! Is that Homestuck?
Morty: Yes, Rick. It's Homestuck.
Rick: Ohhgh, why are you reading Homestuck? Did you lose a brp a bet?
Morty: I like it, Rick. It-it-it's a good comic. The characters are cool.
Rick: The characters are 'cool,' Morty? Who's cool, Morty? Is Equius cool? Is, is uh, is fuckin' Tavrourps air quotes cool, Morty?
Morty: Did you just say air quotes?
Rick: I'm not putting down my beer to make fun of your taste in niche mid-late 2000s Internet media. U-urp You a big Nepeta fan, Morty?
Morty: Y-you know what, Rick? You sure seem to know a lot about Homestuck for uh... for thinking it's so dumb!
Rick: Please. Everyone knows Homestuck is a jjjjjohrpke.
Morty: Oh, everyone knows it, Rick? EVERYONE. Everyone knows Homestuck and knows it's bad?
Rick: Yeah, did I stutter?
Morty: Yes?
Rick: Fuck you.
Morty: Fuck you! And since uh. Since when did you care what 'air quotes' everyone thinks? Huh? Can we hurry this along? This...this bit? Where you just admit to liking Homestuck and reading it and how you uh. You actually liked the Epilogues? Like you did with the whole Minecraft thing before?
Rick: No! Morty, there are countless goddamn universes out there and they all have a Homestuck and they are all garbage. Remember Cronenurp--Cronenberg universe? There's a fuckin' Cronenberg Homestuck. Exactly the same story but they're all... they're all Cronenbergs.
Morty: Yeah, Rick? There's just an infinite number of bad Homestucks out there, yeah? There's a there's a uh a Gearhead Homestuck? And Bird People have like. Like a, a... Neststuck? And they're all the same story and characters?
Rick: Christ, Morty, have your parents checked your paint for lead? I said different universes, not difffffrreerrrprent planets.
Morty: How many versions of Homestuck have you read? To even know they're all the same. Just admit it already, Rick. I'm busy.
Rick: You're busy. Busy doing what? Being confused about the Felt's powers in the Intermission and just kind of skimming until Snowman shows up? Busy slurping Andrew Hussie's nuts over his oh so clever brp references to NeverEnding Story and Peter Pan? Are you designing your fantroll Morty? Fucking uuuuurp Mortee Smyyth? Fuckin'... uh fuckin' limeblood? What's your... strife specibus, Morty? Jerkoffkind?
Morty: I just like the comic, okay?? Why do you gotta be such a dick about everything? Just let me enjoy something without flaunting how above it you are. I'll come look for you in a few hours and find you out in the garage covered in gray paint, unconscious.
Rick: Nope. No. Fine. You think Homestuck is so cool, Morty? You think Andrew Hussie is smarter than me? Let's go! We're doing a Homestuck. Five minutes. Five minutes, Morty, and I'll be back with a Sburbp install disc and then we are doing a Homestuck!
Morty: Aw, what? No. Come on.
Rick: It's happening, Morty! I told you, dog! I warned you about stairs, Morty!
Morty: Rick--
Rick: Summer! We're doing a Homestuck!
Summer: A what??
Rick: Season 8, motherfuckers! Rick and Morty do a Homestuck! Season long arc! Urp We're doing this we're brp-urp making it happen!
Morty: Awww, jeez...
Rick: Two year long midseason hiatus! Gonna make all kinds of weird fuckin' shit with the alchemizer! Gonna throw my dead wife into a kernelsprite! Two seasons of this! Three seasons! Season 8 Homestuck let's go!