SludgerSlipfwysh

mammal-mollusk sowslug

  • shi/hir, it/its, they/them

Shape-shifty mutant chimera hermaphrodite. Problematic garden pest. American badger kinnie. That rotten tranny faggot cockroach queer.

I'm pro-kink and don't take kindly to kink-shaming or antis. If you can't get along with paraphilic people you might just be a bigot. Cohost was not pro-kink, and that's bad.

You can message me on Telegram @ Sludger_Slipfwysh



BopMePlz
@BopMePlz

finally got this finished up, and I've decided to use it to satisfy the 'form-lock challenge' brainrot I've been suffering from for the last few months! so—for the next 24 hours or so—every like, share, and comment this post gets will help keep me stuck as a novelty inflatable cactus-cooler! i know cohost (wisely) keeps most of the numbers mentioned here hidden, so i'll just be tallying up what i see come into my notifications. i promise i won't fudge the numbers or dice rolls, scout's honor!

oh, and i reserve the right to tinker around with the look a bit, maybe try designing an anthro version of it as an alt, but I'll pretty much just be this! a cute wobbly toy made out of pleasantly-cheap vinyl, with a minor enchantment to help keep the drinks in my pot cold. <3


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in reply to @BopMePlz's post:

thanks, and a Happy Pride Month to you as well! i should probably find a few appropriate pride flag stickers to "wear", haha.

and yes, certainly wouldn't object to folks coming by on occasion to top up my ice or, y'know... whatever. ;3

Tch-tch-tch. At this rate you might find yourself as something preposterous a few years from now, like an anthro cactus animal with an inflatable clay-pot-style diaper. Going to enjoy watching this mature into who-knows-what over the decades ahead of you.

Oh you are going to be stuuuuuck this way~. That said counting the actual number of likes/etc on Cohost is tricky, so you'll probably only be able to estimate at best~.

... also an anthro version sounds silly, the appeal of this form is clearly how you've got an inflatable pot a part of your body, why would you lose that~?

keeping track of that is definitely tricky. i have been keeping an eye on my little notifications tab here and took some screenshots so i don't think i've missed anybody, but its certainly possible that i will. though, uh... i'm already looking at a pleasantly big number. 💕

and yeah, a big part of the appeal here is being stuck in a decidedly awkward and non-anthro shape, so maybe i shouldn't try to draw that as an alternate? learn to live with this, get used to hopping around. ;3

Oooo, I'm digging this! I've done formlock stuff elsewhere before and it's definitely a fun experience all around. Don't mind me stretching things out for just a little longer for ya♪

Late to the party, but can't wait to see this supposed coyote—

...Huh, what's with this totally-mundane novelty cactus inflatable? Lame, I thought there was supposed to be a big transformative party!

Ah well... Guess it's a spot to place my drinks and keep them cool, if anything.