Me: Screaming in response to modern Spider-Man comics as though I'm being actively and horrifically murdered by them
You: "Hey, that sounds bad. That sounds like what you're reading sucks. A lot."
Me: No, no. It's- It's fine. It's not that bad. Definitely not as bad as you've heard. I just don't think I can recommend this to another human being. But it's very cool and fine. I swear! There's good parts in here! Somewhere.
