(Edge of CoHost) Snack Canary

Me: Hi, [XYZ] pharmacy, how can I help you?

Catgirl: Hi, I need to know if you have [unintelligible] UWU?

Me: ... ... you need to know if I have what?

Catgirl: I need to know if you have ca-[unintelligible], UWU?

Me: Sorry, I'm not getting the name, what are you looking for?

Catgirl: Sorry, master. I'm trying to see if you have catn-[still unintelligible], UWU?

Me: Sorry, this is the pharmacy, I'll need the name and strength of the medication.

Catgirl: ...what? ...UWU

Me: What is the name and strength of the medication you're looking for? You've reached the pharmacy.

Catgirl: I'm- I told the automated system that I wanted to check your inventory for catnip, meow.

Me: Oh. You've reached the pharmacy, but let me check the app and see what aisle that'd be on.

Catgirl: Thank you, master.

Me: [A few moments of silence on the line while I check the app] Alright... looks like it's on aisle X by the pet care.

Catgirl: Thank you, master.

Me: ...

Catgirl: ...

Me: Was there anything else you needed help with at this time?

Catgirl: No, that's it meow.

Me: Alright, have a great da-[click]"