Let me get this straight: that weird, pig-nosed, airbrushed dude I've seen off and on my whole life has a name? And he's also an android that stars in a game my mother wouldn't approve of?!

Let me get this straight: that weird, pig-nosed, airbrushed dude I've seen off and on my whole life has a name? And he's also an android that stars in a game my mother wouldn't approve of?!