Let me get this straight: that weird, pig-nosed, airbrushed dude I've seen off and on my whole life has a name? And he's also an android that stars in a game my mother wouldn't approve of?!
I love this era of hyper aggressive, "we're too cool for school" advertising in the 90s, where the publisher threatens to kill you if you play their game, but only weak babies wouldn't want their video games to murder them.