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This is a SUPER fun idea (damn, I probably should've said HYPER fun idea) and I love the expression used on their face up there~
Use as directed. Taking JizzLax with testicles that are less than 5% of total body mass may result in catastrophic testicular collapse. Drowning may occur if JizzLax is used indoors with improper drainage.
Take your life back - by the balls! Ask your doctor if JizzLax is right for you!
I got impatient and just looked it up, and turns out I just got a sweet grey market deal, four crates arriving next week!