Between stuff like this, “is this a bedbug”, and “who’s this cute little fuzzy red ant I picked up bare handed”, r/whatsthisbug is honestly full of some of the most about-to-be-dead motherfuckers on the planet
One the other day was like “hey is this thing I coughed up a worm” and every reply was a tint of “hey you should log off and go to a doctor IMMEDIATELY”