there's a conspiracy, spread by the government, the schools, and the pediatrician's office trying to convince you that biting everything is bad instead of extremely good
I was taught to not put it in my mouth.

i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this
i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it
i am the cause of most of my own problems
furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed
birdsona: ?????
🌎 Ontario, Canada
there's a conspiracy, spread by the government, the schools, and the pediatrician's office trying to convince you that biting everything is bad instead of extremely good
I was taught to not put it in my mouth.
and dentists. How could I have forgotten dentists, with their hookéd, scrapey menace.