i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this

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i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it

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i am the cause of most of my own problems

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furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed

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birdsona: ?????

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zandravandra
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Anonymous User asked:

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SUBJECT: A question to be asked
EMOTION: Curiosity

I have received new intelligence information regarding your ownership of a machine that turns people into catgirls.

I request information regarding the safety of the device, including the dangers it could pose to those allergic to cats who may fall in.

May you please provide the relevant information on the safety tests taken to ensure that allergies will not cause undue harm?

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oh that's the best part! turning into a catgirl gets rid of cat allergies. same with any other type of allergy, really

it only makes sense!

...one day I will do that tiny bit of flash fiction about the regular dude who became a catgirl to deal with cat allergies once and for all


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