you gotta check out this new app i've been using. it's like the new twitter. it uploads your mind into a digital pain cathedral of sharpened crystal, where it's suspended over a milling crowd of electric goblins who prick at it with lances of broken glass and chant "more! more! we dance our best when red rain falls!"
if you get 200 likes, a man brings you an egg and you must not let it hatch
