it must be made in such a way that it requires safety goggles

i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this
i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it
i am the cause of most of my own problems
furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed
birdsona: ?????
🌎 Ontario, Canada
it must be made in such a way that it requires safety goggles
hey listen i am but a wee fresh-faced 30 y/o furry and i still have the requisite understanding to appreciate this concept
On the pull tab, as you're pulling: "Yep. Keep going. Little bit further. You're almost there. So close. Aaaaaaaaand keep going—"
Pfffffft! I mean, fun -and- utilitarian. You can use it as a coat rack too. :D