A COROLLARY:
IF YOU ARE SIMPLY NEVER HORNY
YOU ARE FREE FROM
THE BURDEN OF DECISIONS
disaster bird
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i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this
i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it
i am the cause of most of my own problems
furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed
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in reply to @lexyeevee's post:
Maybe that’s where we went wrong with computers. Not making them horny.
I think she phrased it as "horny" for a joke but I think you can replace that with "passionate" and it would convey the same intent. (I know your feeling since I'm also asexual/demisexual, lol)
To quote the late Sir Terry Pratchett "Lust comes in many varieties".
As someone who, at various times in her life, has been a computer... No, computers can be very horny.
Honestly hadn't considered AI-kin, but no. Might look into it, honestly...
I like the implication that being horny motivates good creative decisions. much better than whatever the replaced word was (accountable iirc?)
A computer can never be held accountable / therefore a computer must never make a management decision
i feel like i definitely saw an article about this like a year ago, with people having very interesting takes on why this is definitely not ace erasure, and they said it was because they were horny for their special interests or garlic bread or something
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