i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this

 

i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it

 

i am the cause of most of my own problems

 

furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed

 

birdsona: ?????

 

🌎 Ontario, Canada


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egrets.ca/

medibot
@medibot

in my research of "eggbug" i have made many findings and invented many facts. please understand that all of these are true, unless they're wrong, in which case, you can throw them out.

  1. eggbug's mass is generally between 70 and 80 grams.
  2. eggbug has a long tongue, like yoshi, but only uses it when alone, due to embarrassment.
  3. eggbug glows softly in the light of a full moon.
  4. eggbug will become agitated and violent if exposed to sounds above 80dB.
  5. if eggbug were bigger, you could ride on eggbug to go places, like the grocery store.
  6. if you were bigger, eggbug could ride on you to go places, like the grocery store.
  7. eggbug often volunteers at the local library.
  8. eggbug is not required to wear clothes except while working.
  9. eggbug loves to eat crumbled-up ice-cream cones with honey.
  10. eggbug has collected four of the clues.

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