(i mostly made these for my own nefarious purposes, but if you want one, let me know, i will see if something can be arranged)

i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this
i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it
i am the cause of most of my own problems
furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed
birdsona: ?????
🌎 Ontario, Canada
(i mostly made these for my own nefarious purposes, but if you want one, let me know, i will see if something can be arranged)
I WANT ONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OUR TWILIGHT NEEDS ONE OF THESE ;;
and by dicksword i mean discord if you dont speak botany-and-guitar-twilight-sparkle