i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this

 

i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it

 

i am the cause of most of my own problems

 

furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed

 

birdsona: ?????

 

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cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

people have been upset about Robots Taking Our Jobs for decades and the flipside worry is that they can do the jobs better. sci-fi posits impossibly strong and incredibly quick androids that are indistinguishable from humans and extremely lethal. furries are just like "he only cares about fucking" or "aaaaaaa h he does everything wrong and , does not have the latest software updates


IkomaTanomori
@IkomaTanomori

Eternal life as a machine? Buddy, show me a computer that stays relevant for 15 years, hell one that stays working for 8 is rare enough! Machines with moving parts? Even worse! It's not like the human body isn't a machine with moving parts to start! And that's a self repairing system, I can't imagine dealing with metal fatigue.

I welcome the attempted takeover of the clumsy, horny, patchily updated, scratch built, prototype protogen furry bots and drones. It will be hilarious.


cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

this is why clive is outdated. because that's Computer anyway. people who collect them (like me) are surrounding themselves with machines that were proud of being relevant... for the eight months they were relevant. before the next Mac came out; before the next PC came out; before the next Intel chip came out and suddenly the "i7 10th gen" that looked like a freshly waxed paint job three weeks ago now looks like a clapped out east coast oldsmobile. and very rapidly the aches and pains stack up and become intolerable, and what was a Bitchin Rig turns into a machine you can't get anyone to take. you can't throw it away, though. so it goes in the corner, and sits, and eventually gets relegated to some menial task.

clive is no longer useful. he is still here, though


apocryphalmess
@apocryphalmess

fiction concept: an electronics recycler in a cyberpunk/capitalist hellscape future, sharing his interesting finds along the lines of what @atomicthumbs sometimes posts

who the hell recycled this? there's thirty-two -licensed- copies of IBM NeoWatson on this thing and they have more legal rights than I do, so I can't just break it down for parts. hell, i have to keep it plugged into the grid or I could be charged for existential dataharm, christ. thank god the guys doing intake didn't cut the power cord off this one.

does anyone know a good intellect law specialist in the midCal area? or someone who can help me track down who left this at the loading dock? this is way above my paygrade and my boss is just telling me to throw it into the bay and make it somebody else's problem, but my roommate is a shiny and I'll never be able to look at them in the face again if I did that


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irisjaycomics
@irisjaycomics

she used to be part of a mass-production run of secretary bird shaped office androids who were all linked up via a hivemind network, but after the company that made them went bust and dropped support the network stopped working too, and they all started becoming their own people after that. some of them still want to get everyone hooked back up to The Flock, others have modded themselves to shit and emphatically don't, still others just try to get by with their lives and regard it as a weird family situation they grew up in. my SPECIFIC self-insert chassis, serial J-216S.3, leans more towards the Don't contingent most days, because as good as being a chorus with a purpose felt, living as a lone voice singing its own song feels truer and more meaningful to her. and also fuck Always Online tech requirements, right


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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:

I mean, a lot of us are neurodivergent and find clunky old machines to be relatable, and a lot of us are also into kink... I'd say it tracks.

Plus I've always found "robot as exploration of alienation from the rest of humanity" to be more compelling than "robot as bogeyman 'cuz they're like, so inhuman".

in reply to @IkomaTanomori's post:

For consumer electronics absolutely but it's not infrequent I run into working CNC machines older than I am, grime-slathered monoliths of monochrome CRTs and dead languages and hatred that only two old men in the country still know how to work with, but are still the beating heart of some industry not so much because nothing newer can do the job as because the old men have forgotten how to get the gcode back out of them and you'd have to demolish the building to remove them anyway. Who among us can hope to age so gracefully?

Those machines are good examples of how the lifespan of such a machine is at best roughly the same as a human. But they do also offer the hope that if things were designed to different purposes, more (though not, I don't think, infinite - entropy will have its due in the end) longevity might well be possible. Though perhaps "bureaucratic inertia" is not the principle or purpose we should aim to emulate, exactly, as good a story as the actually existing ancient crusty computers make.

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