i posted this one before, but i think it's worth experiencing again.
text only; a playthrough takes less than 5 minutes.

i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this
i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it
i am the cause of most of my own problems
furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed
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🌎 Ontario, Canada
i posted this one before, but i think it's worth experiencing again.
text only; a playthrough takes less than 5 minutes.
i did popup the devtools, just to make sure it wasn't some script being blocked or something but yeah. i figured that was it. perfect game 10/10
I dunno if I have executive dysfunction but this sure is a painful game, thank you.
I figured out why I couldn't get it to start, I just needed to download and install FutureSplash Animator 1.0 for Windows 95.
Oh wait, no never mind, that was my ADHD, the other thing
.......yeah.
bonus points for us going "I'll crack into what's going on here in a sec" and then fucking off for the night
had to make sure i wasn't missing something since by default i have cookies and javascript off for any website i dont whitelist but no it really was exactly what i expected
well i did not actually bother opening dev tools since i can just turn on scripts and cookies for the website to check and then turn them back off and clear; lol