Twitch: Hey your turbo expired, click here to renew it!
(page lists expired subscriptions and does not mention turbo)
Me: Fine I will manually navigate there
(page absolutely does not have a single UI element related to turbo)
Twitch: Hey lol we couldn't bill your payment for a subscription so we cancelled it
Me: But the card is fine? I use it all the time? Is there anything wrong with this payment method??
Twitch: Absolutely not, and we will immediately accept it with zero issues for this other thing
Please for the love of god I am trying to engage in commerce to give some fraction of dollarydoos to cool people streaming things I like and also to your service in exchange for never ever showing me one (1) fucking ad please accept my money, why are you making this hard, this is the entire reason you exist
I swear I have nothing but constant problems with this horrible site
