SomeEgrets

Birdout: Paradise

@SomeEgrets

disaster bird

i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this

 

i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it

 

i am the cause of most of my own problems

 

furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed

 

birdsona: ?????

 

🌎 Ontario, Canada

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rosieposie
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useless box

:eggbug: good job! we couldnt afford more clicks


evil wizard thanks to my partner in crime / minion @blep for getting the css aspect of this to work!† also thanks for declaring it "animation week" and forcing me to animate.

†this is a very advanced crime. you would not believe the bull shit necessary just because the playback of a gif can't be controlled by inline css. if anyone knows how to do that, maybe keep it to yourself ok. it took as long to make a functioning "post" version of this as it did to animate it.

also, sorry to staff for uploading like 50 orphaned versions of this image in the process of trying to make this chost. cohost needs that thing roll20 has where you can see all the images you've ever uploaded to the site (including avatars !) and clean out ones you're not using, to save them space

fullsize regular gif version a rectangular wooden box with a printed label on top that states 'pls no press', and a cyan lever. when the lever is pressed, a little eggbug pops out of a compartment on top of the box, slaps the lever back, then closes itself in the box.
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