My phone just auto corrected copy protection to coffee protection, and milliseconds later my brain proposed "digital roast management"

i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this
i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it
i am the cause of most of my own problems
furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed
birdsona: ?????
🌎 Ontario, Canada
My phone just auto corrected copy protection to coffee protection, and milliseconds later my brain proposed "digital roast management"
Genuinely surprised Keurig didn't try to call it that when they tried to lock down their coffee makers from using other pods