i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this

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i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it

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i am the cause of most of my own problems

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furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed

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birdsona: ?????

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Lizstar
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Zoom in if you can cause holy moly this thing is a lot. Click on the image, then right click open in new tab to view it more zoomed in.

My bestie @Lucky_Bun and I made this today, the DEFINITIVE SONIC TIMELINE. We put a lot of effort into this! Possibly too much, but then again that's ridiculous, this is the most important thing we've ever done, it's VERY serious work we did here.

If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them! Hopefully this gets spread around enough where Sega sees it and fires the current Sonic Lore Consultant they have, so they can hire Bun and I to the job instead, because clearly we've earned it.


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So, the new show is about them going to different universes. Wreck-It Ralph is one of those universes. There's also a universe for the King Arthur Story, but they're just hopping all around!

... Linkara?
(Don't reveal my secret, but I used to be a fan of Channel Awesome back in the day. It's why some of my movie opinion are shit; I'm still working on undoing the damage)

I don’t… I can’t…

You ever see something so majestic that you can’t even form a question? This is how I feel about this timeline. It should be in a museum.

Sadly the answer is a little boring, it's on earth around the 1950s. Sadly, it doesn't seem to be referenced specifically by any Sonic media I can find, though it is the reason he likes chili dogs in the American version.

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