i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this

 

i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it

 

i am the cause of most of my own problems

 

furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed

 

birdsona: ?????

 

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atomicthumbs
@atomicthumbs

it's 2023 and you can now buy a fully functional crysis suit at target. what a world


chirasul
@chirasul

yeah i accidentally had maximum strength on when i went to give my 3-year-old son a high five, blew him straight through sixteen houses and a gas station. he came out eating a twix cuz his mom taught him to turn on maximum armor as soon as i get home


SomeEgrets
@SomeEgrets

plugging in the suit and turning on cloak so i can take an eight hour nap at work without anyone noticing


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