we're just speedrunning inventing a more different dog

i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this
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i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it
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i am the cause of most of my own problems
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furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed
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we're just speedrunning inventing a more different dog
đ Hello, friend. Would you like to chomp on this meaty morsel?
(Proceeds to play keepaway until both parties settle into a session of rip and tear)
Me, a gullible mark: Here, Limpy, my entire bucket of chicken is all yours, grow healthy and strong
I heard a story about a coyote doing this when I went to Yellowstone...but that was 20 years ago, so another coyote must have picked up the trick too!