everyone on cohost can have wings at such a low, low price!

i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this
i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it
i am the cause of most of my own problems
furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed
birdsona: ?????
🌎 Ontario, Canada
everyone on cohost can have wings at such a low, low price!
give! all! cats! wings!
(so they can reach water glasses on the tall tables...)