i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this

 

i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it

 

i am the cause of most of my own problems

 

furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed

 

birdsona: ?????

 

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cain
@cain

oh no! looks like you're SUPER behind on your tickets. can you find a way to complete them all before the project deadline?

TO DO
good job :)
Change zap.Error to use zonk.Error
EGB-201
Update fields for purchasing error
EGB-202
Finalize offboarding for security team downsize
EGB-203
Fix bug where page starts rotating when view payments button is pressed
EGB-204
Update T&C page with v8.2 from copywriting team
EGB-205
Research into Stripe integration
EGB-206
Fix bug where monthly payments double-bill on leap years
EGB-207
Resize images for upcoming marketing campaign
EGB-208
Show confetti on user's birthday
EGB-209
(URGENT) Make user phone number selectable through color picker
EGB-210
Fix bug where tickets keep disappearing
EGB-211
Create AWS admin role for new HR intern
EGB-212
Investigate Jira logs to find who's deleting tickets
EGB-213
Shopping cart purchasing error
EGB-214
Change number field to type number
EGB-215
URGENT!!! FIND WHO'S DELETING TICKETS
EGB-216
Accomodation booking popup
EGB-217
API testig ticket 3 (ingore)
EGB-218
Add progress bar for page load
EGB-220
Optimize user detail page tabination
EGB-221
Finalize offboarding for development team
EGB-222
Finalize offboarding for QA team
EGB-223
Finalize offboarding for HR team
EGB-224
Finalize offboarding for Design team
EGB-225
Finalize offboarding for Legal team
EGB-226
Finalize offboarding for executives
EGB-227
Pay out severance for employees
EGB-228
File for bankruptcy
EGB-229

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