SNAKE: hnnnnghh. colonel. submarine is just wet airplane
CAMPBELL: Snake, what the hell are you talking about?
SNAKE: i figured it out

i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this
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i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it
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i am the cause of most of my own problems
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furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed
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birdsona: ?????
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π Ontario, Canada
SNAKE: hnnnnghh. colonel. submarine is just wet airplane
CAMPBELL: Snake, what the hell are you talking about?
SNAKE: i figured it out