it's 2023 and you can now buy a fully functional crysis suit at target. what a world
yeah i accidentally had maximum strength on when i went to give my 3-year-old son a high five, blew him straight through sixteen houses and a gas station. he came out eating a twix cuz his mom taught him to turn on maximum armor as soon as i get home
plugging in the suit and turning on cloak so i can take an eight hour nap at work without anyone noticing

