paul blart is examining me with the genuinely lost look of a man that says "you bought Paul Blart: Mall Cop on umd? seriously? like, of all the films you could have chosen to watch on your PlayStation Portable, you chose this one?"

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paul blart is examining me with the genuinely lost look of a man that says "you bought Paul Blart: Mall Cop on umd? seriously? like, of all the films you could have chosen to watch on your PlayStation Portable, you chose this one?"
I have a whole category of umd memories like this. there was the umd copy of Hitch in a goodwill in anchorage. and also the copy of Star Trek: nemesis that languished in a grocery outlet for....months
UMD movies were such a bizarre idea. I hope someone starts making them again.